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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

At the Copa...Copacabana

I have another crazy dream to share. But this one requires a disclaimer. As you start to read about it, you may think it's a dirty dream. Let me assure you, it is NOT! Stick with it; I promise it's crazy and funny.

So in my dream I went to work at a whorehouse. (This is where you might be thinking it's a dirty dream.) My 1st day there a bunch of celebrities came in and we (the whores) got to choose who wanted as customers. Well, as I grew up singing Copacabana and Can't Smile Without You, I chose Barry Manilow.

It was only after I got him back to my room that I thought--Wait. I don't think Barry Manilow likes girls.

I headed off to talk to the madam and asked her what to do about a gay client. She responded that the gay clients just come in to talk.

Fantastic. I can talk and as my many gay friends can attest, I am a damn good fruit fly.

So Barry and I had a lovely chat and I was able to work at a whorehouse and keep my virtue intact.

Funny, yes?

Dirty, no!

6 comments:

Lola said...

So do tell...what did you and Barry talk about? Now that would be the interesting part!

Lucy said...

You know, I don't really remember. I hope I quizzed him on working with Bette Midler back in the day! :)

Nikki said...

You so win the award for having the best gay boyfriend!

Cairo Typ0 said...

Hi, visiting from BPOTW! :)

I agree, i want to know what you and Barry talked about. What are his deep dark secrets? :p

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

Dreams like that are the BEST!!!! Is it not amazing what our subconscious can come up with? usually I have these dreams that are completely plausible, but then a giraffe with walk through.....

Cassie said...

Bahaha! If that were the case then I would ask for only gay clients!