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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

At the Copa...Copacabana

I have another crazy dream to share. But this one requires a disclaimer. As you start to read about it, you may think it's a dirty dream. Let me assure you, it is NOT! Stick with it; I promise it's crazy and funny.

So in my dream I went to work at a whorehouse. (This is where you might be thinking it's a dirty dream.) My 1st day there a bunch of celebrities came in and we (the whores) got to choose who wanted as customers. Well, as I grew up singing Copacabana and Can't Smile Without You, I chose Barry Manilow.

It was only after I got him back to my room that I thought--Wait. I don't think Barry Manilow likes girls.

I headed off to talk to the madam and asked her what to do about a gay client. She responded that the gay clients just come in to talk.

Fantastic. I can talk and as my many gay friends can attest, I am a damn good fruit fly.

So Barry and I had a lovely chat and I was able to work at a whorehouse and keep my virtue intact.

Funny, yes?

Dirty, no!


Lola said...

So do tell...what did you and Barry talk about? Now that would be the interesting part!

Lucy said...

You know, I don't really remember. I hope I quizzed him on working with Bette Midler back in the day! :)

Nikki said...

You so win the award for having the best gay boyfriend!

Cairo Typ0 said...

Hi, visiting from BPOTW! :)

I agree, i want to know what you and Barry talked about. What are his deep dark secrets? :p

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

Dreams like that are the BEST!!!! Is it not amazing what our subconscious can come up with? usually I have these dreams that are completely plausible, but then a giraffe with walk through.....

Cassie said...

Bahaha! If that were the case then I would ask for only gay clients!