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Saturday, May 8, 2010

Meet My Friends: Part Four

Today's guest blogger is none other than the amazing MaryMac from Pajamas and Coffee. Have you read Pajamas and Coffee? If you have, you know she is worthy of more than one guest post. (Hell, I should really just give her my blog.) But if you haven't, go check her out now. No, really. Now. I'll wait.

Okay, welcome back. You can thank me now for introducing you to her, because she rocks, right?

Her blog is hilarious. Marymac is a professional writer and "respectable" mother of 4. (This next sentence will explain the quotation marks around respectable.) Not only does she write about life with her husband and kids, but on Wednesdays she writes what she calls "Hump Day" posts where she reviews ESS. EE. EX toys! (Gasp! You mean, married women with children still do the deed??? Shocking!)

And the thing is even though she is reviewing these..."things" (I'm trying to use words that are not going to bring all sorts of unsavory folks to my blog!) her posts are not dirty. Oh no, they are usually laugh out loud, wet your pants funny.

(Those of you who know me and Ricky will get a kick out of this. Recently, Marymac received a "Clone a Willy" kit. Her review of it had me in tears of laughter so I left her a comment telling her that. But what I had missed while laughing so hard was that she was doing a give-away of this wonderful item and all you had to do was leave a comment.)

(Which I had done.)

(Not trying to win.)

(And guess who won?)

(Yeppers. So now we are the proud owners of this kit and Ricky is pretty adamant that we will NOT be cloning anything of his, so if you invite us to a white elephant party anytime in the near future guess what we'll be bringing?)

(You're welcome.)

Well, now I've babbled on and on and I should really shut up and let you get to the reason for this post.

Enjoy the hilarity of Miss Marymac and be sure to visit her blog, Pajamas and Coffee. You never know what you might win!

"Secret Admirer"

Exact wording of text in email received this morning:

Greeting From Nana??
How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you, but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Nana, I just went Through your profile I have no options than letting you Know that I am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to Know you the more, you can send an email to my email address (Nanasimol@yahoo.com ) so that I can send you more details about my self Including my picture. I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic Barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important Thing there is love. I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Yours Sincerely
Nana, (Nanasimol@yahoo.com)

Now then.

I am used to receiving the usual Junk Mail assortment of penis-enhancers (haven't seen any vagina enhancers...yet), Acai berry weight loss and MAKE GOOGLE CASH FAST, but this was a new one. It was not in my Junk Mail, it was so real and convincing it was able to outsmart the Junk Mail filters- those sappy bunch of romantics! I opened it (thank God it wasn’t a killer virus…) because we called our first babysitter “Nana” and I actually thought she was trying to get in touch with us.

Not her.

So now I am curious about my new love interest. I mean, the guy wants to have a relationship with me. I think he’s serious. I wonder if he is cute! I wonder if he is going to give me tons and tons of money and he can be like my virtual Sugar Daddy! He wants to send me a picture! He believes we can move from here! Love has no colors barrier! And, my favorite part of the love letter from my Secret Admirer friend is when he delivered these poignant words of wisdom: “the only important Thing there is love.”

I think he must be a Beatles fan. I think I’m in love. I mean, I haven’t gotten this much attention since back before I got married when my then-boyfriend was trying to get laid! (he had me at ‘I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you’)

Nanasimol, you complete me.

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